Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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