Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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