you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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