Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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