After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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