ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
