Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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