they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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