My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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