you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
