you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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