I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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