Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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