Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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