i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You've changed since you got that strap on
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