My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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