Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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