Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂