ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround