my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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