The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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