Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
