Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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