i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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