is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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