I want to make a zoo with you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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