What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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