It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you had me at cake vodka
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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