38 yer olds are good kisserssss
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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