We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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