nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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