I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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