I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
