I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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