so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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