Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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