just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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