HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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