why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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