A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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