your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
time to smoke my breakfast
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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