I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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