you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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