About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's blow job season.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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