Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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