If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin