ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.