Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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