That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
