You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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