my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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