no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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