Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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