At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I could fuck to npr.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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