dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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