so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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