i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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